An area man
was described to "seriously rock out" at Seattle's
88 Keys Dueling Piano and Sports Bar Friday. His friends and
coworkers are reeling; this is the last thing they though
they would ever see him do.
"A bunch of us from the office decided
to head down to 88 Keys for Happy Hour," said the local
office manager, who declined to be identified. "It started
out so innocently. I did not expect to, um, rock like that.
But before we knew it, was 9pm and the Dueling Piano show
came on," the bewildered but exhilerated patron reported.
The man was taken aback by the request-driven
nature of the show. "Those guys were playing everything.
Unbelievable."
Things came to a head, however, when the
man decided to get involved himself. "I've always been
a Journey fan, and so I put in a request for some. But when
[88 Keys performer] Dino launched into the song, he sounded
just like - you know, that guy. From Journey. I couldn't help
it."
What he couldn't help, according to eyewitnesses,
was leaping from his chair and singing along, gyrating wildly
and sporting dual 'rocker hands'.
Friends and colleagues in attendance were
shocked. "That guy's awesome," one coworker reported.
"I had no idea."
"I've never seen anything like it,"
said a female acquantance seated at his table. "He really,
well, rocked. Hard." She confesses a subsequent romantic
interest in the man.
The executive further claims to being "saluted"
right before the incident, though he did not elaborate. He
went on to describe his experience with an unfortunate rhyming
metaphor involving a rooster.
He plans to return next weekend.
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